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Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who was that flute I saw you with last night?” The other replies, “That was no flute, that was my fife.”.A young child told his mother “When I grow up I’m going to be a flutist.” His mother responded, “Well honey, you know you can’t do both.”.Flute: A sophisticated pea shooter with a range of up to 500 yards, blown transversely to confuse the enemy.What’s the range of a piccolo? About thirty yards, if you have a good arm.

“Help!” cried the fiddle player, “I can’t swim!” “Don’t worry,” said the flute player, “just fake it.” A flute player and a fiddle player were standing on a sinking ship.Why do all the other wood-wind instrument players envy flutes? Because they’re the only winds eligible for the no-bell prize.Q: What’s the difference between a flutist and god? A: God doesn’t think he’s a flutist.Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get away from the flute recital.

Q: What does a flute and a lawsuit have in common? A: Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

Q: What musical instrument would a cucumber play? A: A pickle-o.

Q: Why was the flutist arrested? A: He was in treble.

Q: What’s the definition of a minor second? A: Two flutes playing in unison.

We have to be able to laugh at ourselves once in a while, right? Enjoy and remember to laugh a little whenever times get tough. None of these jokes are meant to offend so please do not take them personally. Today’s post is a collection of the top 20 flute jokes I have found on the internet (rated G, of course!).

I don’t know about all of you, but I have had a terrible week and need a good laugh. Welcome to a new Flute Friday (not on Friday).